homerichymn:

The suitors when Penelope says she’s still not finished Odysseus’ funeral shroud even though she’s been working on it for three years straight

dykecrimes:

Me, walking in the rain: *sobbing* Stevie Nicks was right…when the rain washes you clean…you will know……

brothernatures:

not to be a fake psychic but i just like…know

classics-suggestion:

what the fuck is a “passport”?? if someone needs proof of your identity just show them the scar you got in a wild boar hunt as a youth

bagofbirds:

pronoucing wlw “woulez-wous”

lingrix:

ive never said 1 coherent thing in my life